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Skateboarding Turtle - this design is not for the faint of fun.
Are you grumpy? Do you intend to stay that way? If so, you probably don't want to put your bod into this bright and cheerful hoodie.
If you do, you might feel a twinkle of joy at how incredibly comfortable it is, or be compelled to smile back at the sweet li'l face smiling up at you.
Whatever you do, do not imagine that this turtle just landed a kickflip. There's no way that happened. Everyone knows that turtles can ollie and that's it.
Details
Yellow ink on Reactive Black pullover hoodie. 70% cotton/30% poly. Unisex sizing.
Size Guide
Sweatshirt Size Chart - Please note that 100% cotton garments shrink. If you are near the upper range of your size, please size up!
