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    All stickers, hats,  and prints on the site are also available for Wholesale.

    For pricing, questions, or to place an order, please contact us at sales@slowloris.com or call Arlo at 360-770-0579.

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    $32.00

    A slow jammin' Sloth printed in Dark Brown ink on Antique Gold 100% cotton tees. Unisex sizes XS- 3X available. Size chart and details in photos.   Arlo is wearing a Medium.

    $32.00

    You won't find mushroom for improvement with this colorful, detailed print, but you will find a trio of table-ready classics with which to fill your basket. Like the pun above, this tee's no joke. Screen printed in six delicious colors on Sand 100% cotton...

    $32.00

    That's a lot of flocking birds! Show your love for our feathered friends with this dramatic tee.   Screen printed in Black ink on Pebble Brown 100% cotton tees. Unisex sizes XS-3X available. Size chart and shirt details in the photos. Model is wearing...

    $22.00

    Orca Pod screen printed in Navy ink on triblend* Tahiti Blue tees. (Differs slightly from photo.) Unisex Youth sizes XS - XL. *50% polyester/25% cotton/25% rayon XS  - size 4/5 S  - size 6/7 M  - size 8 L  - size 10/12 XL  - size 14/16

    $32.00

    This is our Orca Pod original ink painting design. Screen printed in Black ink on Gray tri-blend* dolman t shirts, with a curved bottom hem; relaxed roomy fit; scoop neck; wide sleeves. Women's sizes XS - 3X available. XS 4/5 S 6/7...

    $32.00

    You'll be the mane event in this super chill, super comfy tee.  Screen printed in Black and White ink on Denim triblend tees.* Unisex sizes XS-3X available. Size chart and shirt details in photos. *50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon jersey.

    $32.00

    Three Salmon screen printed in White ink swimming around the side of Navy blue, 100% cotton tees. Due to the nature of this ink, the print may appear pale lavender rather than white. This print is soft to the touch without a thick...

    $32.00

    Our favorite Jellyfish design, now in Light Blue ink on Heather Navy blue cotton/poly* tees.  Women's sizes S-3X available. Size chart and tee features in photos.  *52% cotton/48% polyester

    $32.00

    Our Mountainside began life as a Stained Glass Decal, and is now a tee bursting with color.  Screen printed in multiple colors of ink on Cardinal cotton-poly* tees. Unisex sizes XS-XXL available. Size chart and details in photos.  *60%cotton/40%polyester

    $32.00

    Music is life, and life is a song. Play. Named for and inspired by our one and only Arlo, this tee is screen printed in White ink on a Steel-Blue triblend* tee. Unisex sizes XS-XXL available. Size chart and details...

    $32.00

    Originally scratched into a scratchboard like the trees have begun to scratch at our windows, our Stormy Sea design is now available as a screen print, White ink on Black Heather cotton/poly* tees. Unisex sizes XS-3X available. Size chart and shirt features in the photos. Model is wearing...

    $32.00

    This is our Crow painting, screen printed in Black ink on Venetian Gray tri-blend* Dolman tees.  The Crow, drawn and printed for a farewell tribute of a dearly loved family friend, Eric Braun, 1976 - 2014. The Crow design has been modified a...

    $32.00

    This is our Riverside design screen printed in multiple colors of ink on Cool Blue 100% cotton tees. Check out this same design in orange ink!Unisex sizes XS-3X available. Size chart and shirt details in photos.

    $32.00

    This is our Riverside design screen printed in Orange ink on Navy 100% cotton tees. Check out the full color version here. Unisex sizes XS-3X available. Size chart and shirt details in photos.

    $32.00

    The Crow is screen printed in Black ink on Denim triblend tees.* Unisex sizes XS-3X available. Size chart and shirt details in photos. Artist's notes on this design: The Crow was originally drawn and printed for a farewell tribute of a...

    $32.00

    When the New Moon passes, the next cycle is the Waxing Crescent. It is the term for when less than half of the moon is illuminated and increasing. It signifies things are moving forward, and many believe it is the...

    $32.00

    For the first time in 26 years, America fell under the path of a total solar eclipse on Monday August 21, 2017. Commemorate this exciting event for yourself or the umbraphile in your life with a tee! Our Solar Eclipse design is...

    $32.00

    For the first time in 26 years, America fell under the path of a total solar eclipse on Monday August 21, 2017. Commemorate this exciting event for yourself or the umbraphile in your life with a tee. Our Solar Eclipse design is...

    $32.00

    This is our Nalu design screen printed in White ink on Royal tri-blend* scoop neck fitted tees.Sizes S-XXL available. Size chart and shirt details in photos.*50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon Photos by Justin Bailie Photography.

    $18.00

    Our Goat design screen printed in Black ink on LARGE Natural canvas tote bags. WE LOVE THESE BAGS!With long 11-in. handles to make carrying a breeze, this roomy tote is an easy way to bypass paper and plastic grocery bags.*Durable...

    $32.00

    This is our Van design in Navy ink on Stonewash Denim Blue cotton/poly* tees.Unisex sizes XS-XXL available. This style runs a little longer in the torso than our other tees. Size chart and shirt features in photos. *35/65 blend.

    $32.00

    Everything old is new again. This tee has everything for the amateur audiophile or professional producer - anyone who's in love with tech and technique. Screen printed in Light Blue ink on Black 100% cotton tees. M-XL currently on 65/35...

    $32.00

    This is our Seiner fishing boat design. Cut freehand from Rubylith film and screen printed in Navy ink on Indigo cotton/poly* tees.Unisex Sizes XS-3X available. Size chart and shirt details in photos.*60/40 blend.

    $32.00

    This is our Wind & Sea design screen printed in White ink on Heather Clay cotton/poly* tees.Unisex sizes XS-3X available. Size chart and shirt features in photos. This style runs a bit longer in the torso than our other tees.*52% cotton/48% cotton

    $32.00

    Play for Team Skins and Team Shirts in this bang on diagram of a drum kit.  Screen printed in Light Blue ink on Midnight Navy cotton/poly* tees. Color differs slightly from photo.Unisex sizes XS-3X available. Size chart and shirt details in...

    $32.00

    Get lifted in this soft, midweight t shirt that's perfect for layering.  Screen printed in White ink on Charcoal cotton/poly* tees.Unisex sizes XS-3X available. Size chart and shirt details in photos. Need more winter wonder? Check out our Mountainside t shirt, and our...

    $32.00

    Our guitar diagram tee resonates with beginners and virtuosos, alike. Strike a chord with the music lovers in your life. Screen printed in White ink on Royal cotton/poly* tees. Unisex sizes XS-3X available. Size chart and shirt details in photos.*60/40...

    $32.00

    Are they the bane of your existence, or kindred spirits? Maybe a little of both? Our Slug design is screen printed in Black ink on Indigo cotton/poly** tees. Unisex sizes S-XXL available. Size chart and shirt details in photos.**60/40 blend.

    $32.00

    A Blue Whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant, and its heart can weigh as much as a car. That's pretty cool! You don't need to know whale facts to wear this tee, but it helps to have...

    $32.00

    There really isn't much we could say about this t shirt design that it doesn't say for itself.  It's a bear on a floatie. Look at that. Life is good. Bear Lee is screen printed in White ink on Midnight Navy...

    $32.00

    Are you the greatest of all time? Know someone who is? Screen printed in Black ink on Heather Clay cotton/poly* tees, our GOAT is perfect for everyone from the MVP to your favorite stubborn friend. Unisex sizes XS-3X available. Size chart and...

    $32.00

    You just can't be blue while you're rocking this tee emblazoned with the king of crabs, Dungeness. Screen printed in two shades of Orange ink on Navy 100% cotton tees.Unisex sizes XS-3X available. Size chart and shirt details in photos. Want...

    $32.00

    Michael & Nelly own a Westfalia, and now Arlo & Anya have a Westfalia too. Heck! Sarah and Silas also jumped on board, and now they all go camping together, hunt for mushrooms, and sing songs by firelight while sipping...

    $32.00

    Get off the beaten path - or not - in this midweight tee, perfect for layering. It just might end up being your favorite. Don't say we didn't warn you. Backcountry is screen printed in White ink on Midnight Navy...

    $32.00

    This is our Wind & Sea design screen printed in White ink on Maroon tri-blend* scoop-neck fitted tees.Sizes S-XXL available. Size chart and shirt details in photos.*50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon. Second photo by Justin Bailie Photography.

    $32.00

    Michael & Nelly own a Westfalia, and now Arlo & Anya have a Westfalia too. Heck! Sarah and Silas also jumped on board, and now they all go camping together, hunt for mushrooms, and sing songs by firelight while sipping...

    $32.00

    This is our Mt. Baker design screen printed in Navy ink on Light Green tri-blend* scoop-neck fitted tees.Sizes S-XXL available. Size chart and shirt details in photos.*50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon.

    $32.00

    This is our Blue Whale design screen printed in Light Blue and Navy ink on Green tri-blend* scoop-neck fitted tees.Sizes XL and XXL available. Size chart and shirt details in photos.*50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon.

    $32.00

    Drift along with the current in this soft, lightweight tee.  Screen printed in Black ink on a Green tri-blend* tee.Unisex sizes XS-3X available. Size chart and shirt details in photos. Check out our Jellyfish on a fitted Women's tee. For a relaxed...

    $32.00

    Surf and sun, all rolled into one swell package. Solwave is printed in multiple colors on Turquoise 100 % cotton tees.  Unisex sizes XS-3X available. This style runs a little longer in the torso than our other tees.

    $32.00

    Line drawing of a mountain getting a gentle hug by a creature. Or is that ski tracks? Hiking road? You decide and wear the story you want. Screen printed in light Blue ink on Dark Olive Green 100% cotton tees. Unisex...

    $32.00

    Ski, hike, sled, snowshoe and snowboard - or just relax  Crisp and cool, Blue Mountain is screen printed in White and Blue ink on Black 100% cotton tees.  Unisex sizes XS-3X available.  Jenny is wearing size L in this t shirt...

    $32.00

    Canoe Tree Dude - he's just a tree, standing inside a canoe, asking you to paddle. This t shirt design is screen printed in Teal ink on Mustard 100% cotton tees.  Unisex sizes XS-3X available. This style runs a little longer...

    $32.00

    Beautiful and deadly - the family that slays together, stays together. Knock 'em dead in this killer (whale) t shirt. Orca Pod is screen printed in Navy ink on Indigo cotton/poly* tees.Unisex Sizes XS-3X available. Size chart and shirt details in...

    $54.00

    Our beloved Crow, screen printed in Black ink on a White French Terry cotton/poly* pullover hoodie.  The hem of this hooded sweatshirt hits just below the waist, so we recommend sizing up if you have a long torso. Unisex sizes XS-XXL...

    $19.50

    This is our Wind & Sea design, printed in a variety of ink colors on a variety of mesh trucker caps.Matching plastic adjustable strap. One size fits most. Please choose your color from the drop-down menu.

    $32.00

    There's nothing like an old turntable and a milk crate full of records. Screen printed in Black ink on Dark Heather Gray cotton/poly* tees. Unisex sizes XS-3X available. Size chart and shirt details in photos. *60/40 blend.

    $32.00

    Let's go! Where? Nowhere. Everywhere. Anywhere.  Screen printed in Dark Burgundy ink on Heather Clay cotton/poly* tees, Nowhere Everywhere is soft and lightweight. Whether you're daytripping or daydreaming, this is the tee for you. Unisex sizes S-XXL available. Size chart and shirt features in...